EDITOR’s NOTE (5/23/13) After our “Ten Horrible Men You (May) Meet in Sacramento Bars” went viral (over 2,300 views the first day), we realized that we were onto something. Sure your 20s and 30s are about good friends and good times. You exchange numbers with my girl friends to practice yoga. Despite the apparent awesomeness of our dear town, this chick dreams of greener pastures… And let’s be clear – she’ll never, ever be happy where she is. You’ll wake up screaming one fine morning and won’t know why. It’s the existential terror of knowing you’ll never have enough money or time to ever truly satisfy her. You’ll inevitably shelve her when you realize it’s much easier to have one night stands with other #’s on this list that you’ve just met at Chargins or Bar West.We received dozens of texts, calls, emails and Facebook/GChats from our guy friends wanting to know if certain profiles were written about them. And you start showing up at gatherings, happy hours, and parties with people you didn’t know from the week before. She’ll wax poetic (AKA incessantly whine) about the shopping, restaurants, party and dating options in Los Angeles and San Francisco… She doesn’t Ok Beyonce, we get it – GSD is your middle name, and Confidence and Ambition are your best friends. Name-dropping the politicos she’s worked for/knows personally? Crossfit, Bikram yoga, boot camps, running laps around Mc Kinley Park, Capitol Athletic Club – this woman will wear you down like her last pair of running shoes. Her body is a temple, and your manboobs sicken her. Men can cope with that, but when you only order soda water with a lime at a bar, you cross a line. She may even find your pale skin and flabby arms endearing for awhile.So in the interest of total fairness, we decided it was time to turn our spotlight towards the ladies. In fact, some of these prototypes are directly responsible for creating the monsters of men that many of us find ourselves dealing with. She can dance til dawn but is really only good for the night (make that exactly 8 hours, and yes, condoms are an absolute neccesity).Because let’s face it, there are plenty of crazy females out there ruining it for the rest of us trying to find Mr. So we present (in no particular order), the top ten horrible women you (may) meet in Sacramento bars… She’ll hang out with anyone, anywhere at anytime – as they long as they supply her with a seemingly endless supply of nose candy. Does he have hard drugs, and how do I get him to give them to me?x By continuing to use Match, you agree to accept the installation of cookies so we can give you the best experience possible and tailor services and promotions to your interests. Match singles nights and events give members the opportunity to get together at venues near them and share a drink, enjoy an activity and get to know each other.Check out our free and paid Singles Events To read more about our Dating Safety Tips click here.Our writers explore and prepare you for the thoughts and feelings we all experience on our dating journey to keep things fun and interesting.
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The good news is that no profile was about any one person, but rather the compilation of our experiences, what we’ve heard girls complain about…and we even had a few of our #7 and #10 friends help us draft the post. You’ll try and justify having a cheeseburger for lunch while she’s pounding down a kale and quinoa salad, staring at you with complete disdain. Too bad because she’s on a juice cleanse to get ready for “bathing suit season” you FAT. If she doesn’t get to feel great about herself, then neither do you, uggo. She knows the way to any club bathroom from any angle of attack.
And while GOTG is largely meant to celebrate and champion all things great on the grid…it’s also really fun (and clearly welcomed by our readers) to get a little snarky. They chicks are easy to spot: typically they’re 32, still working on her Bachelor’s at Sac State and still working in the service industry.
We heard from tons of women who thought we were talking about their ex specifically. Get drunk enough that you can fool around in a cab… Of course you want to hang with our crew: we’re great. It gets weird when you’re running with the friends’ girlfriends… but when pressed, can only name the most obvious examples. This chick is likely younger but with a longer resume and larger bank account… Terrified that you won’t respect her or treat her as an equal partner, she’ll go out of her way to assert her power and authority. The worst part about the fitness freak is that it spills over into real life. Pull the healthy stick out of your ass and have a good time. But that other drill-instructor-boot will eventually drop.
We created a poll to see which profile resonated the most (#7 was the clear winner). Her Facebook cover photos fluctuate between Laguna Beach and the Golden Gate bridge or Napa’s vineyards and the Giants’ World Series win… You’ll break up with her the next morning after your first sober conversation. She’ll complain that you have no interest in taking care of yourself. It’s pretty simple: this gal is so horribly unhappy with herself that she’ll project every last bit of her personal pathos onto you. Yep, these people don’t just exist in the male form.